Manscaping – The results that are showing on the homepage poll for pubic hair grooming habits gave me the idea for this topic. Many people are not just worried about the pubic hair situation, but for the guys, and I guess some hairy gals, the butt situation. There are some beyond horrifying pics online if you dare to Google “hairy ass”. There will always be people that like to leave things alone, let themselves grow natural. All I will say is wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet and leave it at that.
Wax On Wax Off – Can you stand the pain of waxing? I can honestly say I do not have the courage to have hot wax smoothed over my naughty bits and have it ripped out by the roots. I choose shaving over the waxing for my pubic area. I do think everyone looks best hair free from the eyes down. I’d love to go for lasering, but I worry about the pain of that too, and that requires several treatments, and is only good for hair that is still colored, if you have started to go white or grey, the lasering will not work, as it works on the pigment, and once you start to lose that, it will not remove the hair. Now I can’t see if any hairs down there, the shaved bits in the stubble that is, if they are grey or white, but considering I got my first white hair on my head at 13, I’m betting yes, I color my hair on my head. So lasering is likely not going to be the best solution.
Chewbacca Ass – I really feel for guys that look like swamp thing or a gorilla, it must be a nightmare living like that, the lifetime of hair, either looking like a beast, or the constant, time consuming, expensive and often painful routine of hair removal. One guy I chatted with endured regular butt and ass waxings since he was into getting rimmed. Now I don’t care if there wasn’t one whisker down there, I’d never do that, but he seemed to be able to find gals willing to lick his ass, so a Brazilian was what he did to keep it bare for the brave souls that ventured down there. So if a tongue up your ass is your goal, or just to look not like a wild beast, perhaps hair removal is something you should pay some mind to.
By the way, please watch the video below, it is absolutely hilarious!
Hot Chat On A Cold Day- The weather outside might be cold, but the hot chat at Climax Connection will be sure to make those orgasms come fast and furious if you’re seeking some new masturbation partners for the long, cold winter ahead! Adult chat rooms are the perfect place to be looking for free phone sex, cam sex and cyber sex partners on, and what better time than winter to heat things up? Most of us spend a lot more time indoors in the winter months, and some hot chat is just the ticket to keep warm.
Baby It’s Cold Outside – Snuggling in bed with a lover and cumming all day long would be a wonderful way to while the afternoon away, but sadly not all of us are lucky enough to have a lover, so we have to make due with masturbation. A masturbation community is where we self loving perverts, and I mean that in the nicest possible way, seeing as I’m a fellow masturbator as well, it’s where we find each other and exchange our naughty fantasies and experiences, and live vicariously through others that may have more experience than ourselves. There’s actually a much higher percentage than one would imagine on sites like this of adult virgins.
My Loins Are Plenty Warm – Your hard cock and dripping pussy are just craving for your hand to start to caress them and pump them. Warm yourself up in the best possible way. Find some of our erotic audios and erotic short stories to enjoy as you get yourself off with. Masturbation is fun and we all love it, or we wouldn’t be here in the first place.
Watch Me Masturbate – With the coming New Year often times ones make New Year’s resolutions for things they’d like to change or improve for the new start that each year brings us. It may seem silly for ones to ponder how they can improve their masturbation routine, but you’d be surprised how much pleasure it can bring even more than just the physical sensations it does if you involve another person in it. It’s often surprising to me how many people are shy and won’t try new things because of fears they won’t be thought of as good enough by the other person, especially for web cam, they might be worried about their appearance or just privacy concerns.
Find Someone For Free Online Fun Tonight – Cyber sex, phone sex and web cam sex can all greatly enhance our otherwise solitary sexual enjoyment. If you’re looking for free mutual masturbation chat, the climaxconnection chat rooms have people looking for similar types of fun in them. There’s never a shortage of horny guys looking for action, and we have a surprisingly active and randy group of ladies as well. Never underestimate the value of a well written a and informative profile. When guys message me that have no words at all or maybe one sentence on their page and ask why they are ignored, why their messages are not replied to, it’s as plain as day why, yet doing a proper profile takes a few minutes to write out what you’re looking for and sound interesting. Hunting takes effort. You need to cast out a lot of lines to hook one, but if you do, it might have been worth the efforts. So make one of your New Year’s resolutions to find a few fun masturbation partners.
Sex Scenarios Galore – For cyber sex enthusiasts and ones into reading erotic short stories, they can find partners here and spend hours reading the contributions of our site authors, or write something and contribute it yourself. Why not put that fantasy down you’ve been getting off to for years, maybe others might find it arousing as well. A few of my own stories started as a fantasy that I spun into a whole story, it can be done and others enjoy you sharing it.
Give Yourself An Orgasm For Christmas – What can you give yourself every single day of the year that is free, healthy and good for you at the same time? An orgasm, of course! Many of us are overly stressed at this time of year with the holidays and demands that are placed on us. Office parties with command performances at, family stresses and entertaining demands. It can all just be too much. The stress release of an orgasm is a very important one and one that doesn’t take more than a few minutes, but will make us feel a lot better and more relaxed. I’m not saying to whip it out at the mall during a break from your Christmas shopping, but a good way to start or end your day, depending on your preference for time of day orgasms.
Wrap Yourself Up – If you are lucky enough to have a real life lover, be playful and tie up your naughty bits with ribbons or in some other way in a festive manner. Give them a laugh as well as yourself. Being playful and sexy is also a way to show your significant other you can have fun and invite intimacy at the same time. Many will appreciate your efforts and reward you with some special attention that you crave. You need not be as obvious as placing mistletoe in the waistband of your underwear or anything quite so in your face, but be creative and sexy Christmas colored lingerie is always a good idea as well in emerald green or fire engine red.
All I Want For Christmas Is You – For many of us that are alone, Christmas and the holidays sadly enhances that and makes us feel even more miserable than other days of the year. For ones with no one else, online chat rooms can provide a welcome place for the the ones with perhaps no friends and family. For many, their online friends are all they have. They might be shy, or a social misfit in some way, and connecting with others online may be their only social life. Sounds sad in a way, but for some it is the way life has turned out, so their online connections to others is it for them. Their entire social network. Happy holidays everyone. We here at climaxconnection hope all our members have a safe and happy and orgasm filled holiday season.
Make Love To Me With Your Words – Phone sex is one of the most erotic ways that someone can masturbate. Until you have masturbated with another person, you truly have no clue what you are missing. I cannot sing the praises of phone sex and erotic audio enough. So many people today are into watching porn, but there’s no doubt that watching it a lot desensitizes you, this is a fact. The type of interaction you get while having phone sex and listening to sex sounds is not only a more natural way to get aroused, but can be much more fulfilling once you get used to it.
Arousal For The Visually Impaired – There are several blind or visually impaired people that have contacted me over the years that are very turned on by audio recordings of people having sex, and other types of erotic audio recordings. These people cannot watch porn, so they turn to the auditory porn they can enjoy and get off to. To them sounds are everything when vision is not an option. Due to amazing computer programs now available for the blind, they too can enjoy adult chat sites like Climax Connection and go in the chat and participate and search for fun as well.
Listen To Me – Even many of us with perfect vision are simply not turned on by porn, it just seems fake and contrived and not for everyone. How many of us have been in a hotel and heard someone in the next room going at it and pressed our ear against the wall trying to hear even better, visualizing in our own mind what was going on because of what we could hear? A good number, I’d venture. For many of us, hearing sex sounds was something we encountered long before seeing our first porn. Hearing your parents, or sibling with their partner for many would be their first exposure to sex and for some of us, it’s still a very arousing thing to hear others in the throes of passion, even if we can’t see a thing going on other than in our minds eye.
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