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Teddy Bear Bed Buddy – Now what could be more innocent than a teddy bear? The very icon of childhood itself. Until you started to hump it and cover it with your cum and or pussy juice! I’ve heard of ones humping their pillows, or balled up sheets or a towel, but not even in my pervy, horny, masturbation filled youth did I ever do anything with a stuffed toy. Well for ones that did and still are, which apparently some adults are doing, there’s now a teddy bear for your…more intimate needs shall we say. Complete with vibrating tongue that sticks out and muzzle. Isn’t that just charming.
Stick Your Dick In This – For ones that find a Fleshlight a bit too, well, boring, there’s a more realistic alternative. A half of a man’s face, for the more bi curious masturbators I guess, complete with mustache. Now if this gaping mouth doesn’t give you nightmares about your dick being bitten off by someone or something, I’m not sure what will. We could go on, but these three toys will no doubt make you think twice about your hand being a bit too boring!
Seeking Intimacy Online – Not everyone is looking for love when they decide to visit adult chat rooms. Most would laugh at the very idea and question the sensibilities of ones that are. Well, maybe not love, but a connection, a special connection that might evolve into more than just online fun. Some people are very explicit on their profiles they are only looking to chat on the site and will not even give out so much as their Yahoo or Skype. I can’t relate to being that way, but obviously some are since I’ve seen it many times. I guess they know what they want and they aren’t looking for more.
Sexual Begging – Desperation is not attractive, and it’s a sad fact that there’s countless guys that will literally beg you to watch them on cam, have phone sex with them or cyber sex, it’s like the bar at closing time and they have no one to go home and get off with. Yet, it happens a lot. For many I think if finding online fun partners isn’t easy, maybe you need to look at it as a special treat, not an everyday diet, which can be difficult, since once you’ve had it and good, alone simply doesn’t cut it anymore and you always want to share your orgasm.
Close To You – You can find people to be close with online, even if it’s fleeting, which it usually seems to be. Many times one will seek more than the other and then one person stands to get hurt when their online fun partner means more to them than they do to their partner. You can fall in love with people you’ve had fabulous phone sex with many times, sometimes for years, you can want them more than anyone you have in your own real life, but to some of these partners, you are just that, an online masturbation partner and that’s all you will ever be. If only feelings were always returned, things would hurt a lot less for some of us. You just have to keep looking, maybe that perfect partner is out there that will seek the same intimacy you do, you just have to keep looking.
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Baby It’s Cold Outside – Snuggling in bed with a lover and cumming all day long would be a wonderful way to while the afternoon away, but sadly not all of us are lucky enough to have a lover, so we have to make due with masturbation. A masturbation community is where we self loving perverts, and I mean that in the nicest possible way, seeing as I’m a fellow masturbator as well, it’s where we find each other and exchange our naughty fantasies and experiences, and live vicariously through others that may have more experience than ourselves. There’s actually a much higher percentage than one would imagine on sites like this of adult virgins.
My Loins Are Plenty Warm – Your hard cock and dripping pussy are just craving for your hand to start to caress them and pump them. Warm yourself up in the best possible way. Find some of our erotic audios and erotic short stories to enjoy as you get yourself off with. Masturbation is fun and we all love it, or we wouldn’t be here in the first place.
Watch Me Masturbate – With the coming New Year often times ones make New Year’s resolutions for things they’d like to change or improve for the new start that each year brings us. It may seem silly for ones to ponder how they can improve their masturbation routine, but you’d be surprised how much pleasure it can bring even more than just the physical sensations it does if you involve another person in it. It’s often surprising to me how many people are shy and won’t try new things because of fears they won’t be thought of as good enough by the other person, especially for web cam, they might be worried about their appearance or just privacy concerns.
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Free Cyber, Free Phone Sex, Free Cam Sex – These are the activities that people are most enjoying when they find a site like this one. Masturbation is a wonderful, free, safe activity most people on this earth enjoy, so why not make the most of it. Do you want to eat a bowl of oatmeal alone in a darkened room, or feast at a banquet with delicious treats and interesting guests? This is the same for masturbation, it’s always better with company and engaging another person at the same time. Life is a banquet, don’t starve yourself.
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