Bedroom Fails

Limp As A Dishrag – You or your partner can’t get it up. It’s bound to happen at some point. No guy is superman when it comes to functioning in the sack. Here we’re going to give you some pointers how to deal with penile dysfunction. It does happen and it shouldn’t be surprising to anyone. The first thing you’re not going to want to do is point and laugh at your partner’s droopy penis. It might seem funny, but they’re not in a laughing mood. Having a limp noodle for a penis is no fun. It can make a man feel down right miserable when he can’t function in the bedroom.

Can’t Get It Up? – Making light of it will only make it worse. Try not to bring too much attention to the fact that your partner can’t get it up. You’re not going to want to seem out of the loop. Putting too much pressure on a guy won’t help at all. The more pressure on him means the less likely he’ll be able to get it up. All hope isn’t lost if you’re in this situation. Collect your thoughts and try again. Wait a minute or two and let the time pass. Regroup and try again. It could just be some kind of fluke. If you still can’t get it up, don’t worry. It’s normal and this sort of thing happens to every man at some point.

Go Downtown – This is when your oral sex skills come in handy. Just go down on her and finish the deed. Don’t spend too much time whining about not being able to get an erection. It doesn’t make you less of a man that you can’t get it up. It just means today is her lucky day and you’re going treat the woman of your dreams to oral sex. She’ll forget all about your erectile difficulties when she’s having an orgasm thanks to your tongue.

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