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Show Me Your Willy – A rose by any other name would smell as sweet they say. The pic above shows many different styles of cocks, all the differences, I’m sure you can choose which one most closely resembles your own, or your lovers if you are not an owner of a cock yourself, or pick your favorite. Surely there must be a similar type of diagram for women and their pussy styles. Not many have the pretty porn cocks and pussies, that’s for sure, they don’t call it bumping the uglies for nothing.

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Playgirl Worthy Cock – There’s not a lot we can do, though body modification is becoming more common and plastic surgeries on private parts is growing in popularity, though isn’t it how things feel that’s the most important? I’d think so, but it is a good thing most are kept covered for the most part, as it’s certainly not the best looking part of most of us by a long shot. I’ve written in the past about genital cosmetics, hair removal, the very least we can do, and anal bleaching, there are certainly things we can do to make what we have improved in some small way in appearance.

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Classy Cocks – What can you do if your privates are simply so ugly you don’t want them seen? Well, other than the above improvements, some minor surgery couldn’t hurt, you’d have to talk to a doctor for that and see what you would like done and if it could realistically be accomplished. After all, you can’t make a silk purse out of a sows ear. There’s always room for improvement, no matter how dire the situation may seem. As long as that cock is clean, and can stay hard as long as the lady needs it too, that’s pretty much all you can ask for.

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