Stroke One Out – This is the month of May, also known as National Masturbation Month, and you should be stroking up a storm to celebrate. Masturbation is of course a cornerstone to a site like this, sites like this wouldn’t even exist if not for the pleasures of the flesh and self gratification. Masturbation is a very important part to many people’s lives. Some not married might think once you’re married you can have someone to have sex with all the time. Well the fact is, I hear from many married men that haven’t had sex in years, decades even, I tell them to kick those cold fish bitches to the curb, they are wimps.
Limited Real Sex = Masturbation – Their wives have them by the balls and they are too scared to do anything to change their situation, so there they sit, cock in hand, on a site like this, chatting in a chat room, reading naughty stories, listening to erotic audios, since masturbation is their only sexual outlet they have. So I am very glad to provide such a website for the many masturbators out there that this is their only sexual outlet-their own hand.
Masturbate For Your Health – Masturbation is slowly coming out of the closet as something acceptable, something not to be ashamed of. It’s silly that anyone would feel guilty over such a natural act, but sadly, organized religions, brainwashing parents, all these things take a toll on the minds of impressionable young minds and make them feel guilty. You don’t feel guilty for being hungry or thirsty or tired, so why would you feel guilty for feeling horny and doing something about it? It’s insane. So embrace masturbation and enjoy it all you can. For men it’s even more important, 21 orgasms minimum a month is good for prostate health. So everyone, lay back, relax, and rub one out for Masturbation Month!
Rub One Out – For pretty much all of human history, people have been made to feel ashamed and guilty about masturbation. Kellogg’s corn flakes were originally invented as an anti-masturbation food. The inventor was a Dr. that wrote on the evils of self gratification and encouraged parents to give their children the cereal to ward off their base desires. The Victorian era was filled with anti-masturbation devices people bought for their children, everything from chastity devices to mittens their hands were tied into. The poor kids had the fear of God instilled in them that blindness or insanity or at the very least hair on their palms awaited them if they dared touch themselves.
I Touch Myself – Even today not many parents act properly if they catch their children touching themselves, many create a lifelong trauma by their reactions. I have had men tell me they feel ashamed and embarrassed they masturbate, I ask them, do you feel guilty if you are tired? Do you feel guilty if you are thirsty? No? Then why do you feel guilty for needing a physical release, it’s the same thing really. People are horny to perpetuate the species, but not everyone is going to have a partner around at all times to help them out, most won’t, so it’s natures way of allowing us said release, it’s as insane to feel guilty for masturbating as it is to feel guilt over thirst.
Let’s All Masturbate – People need to come around and change the way they think. I consider myself an advocate of masturbation now, and phone sex ambassador. People should be encouraging their children that it’s fine, normal and healthy and with no shame, just privacy to be considered. Animals have it above us in many ways, animals feel no shame or guilt, they have the sense not to. Primates masturbate, as do dolphins and many other animals. I’m not saying we should be so at ease as to start doing it on the bench at the mall, but it should be no more embarrassing than needing to sneeze or blow your nose. Bodies are made for experiencing pleasure. Even though poor George Costanza’s mother would have us believe otherwise……
Knock Knock – Lack of privacy for masturbation in a shared environment is something many people have to deal with on a regular basis. Often when one goes away to college and has a roommate for the first time this can prove troublesome. I used to mercilessly tease someone I chatted with that was going away to college as this was a real concern of his. I told him he’d be out walking looking for back alleys to jerk off behind dumpsters to get some privacy. He freaked out when I said his roommate was doing it as he slept in the bed next to him. It was so fun to tease and play on his worries!
Are You Alone – One I phoned with used to go out in his car, another went into a closet that still lived at home. I used to tell the one in the car, he’d drive out to the woods, I told him one night he was going to get his car stuck out there and was going to have to call a tow truck and how embarrassing it would be to explain what he’d been doing out there at 3 AM! I told him shortly after meeting his new roommate, they just be matter of fact about the matter and sit down calmly and create an “alone time” masturbation schedule. He was mortified, and I was laughing at his discomfort. Luckily I have never had a roommate to contend with, but joking aside, it is a problem. Many I have wanted to phone with were paranoid roommates might hear them talking, or they would only do it when the roommate were out of the shared quarters entirely.
Is Someone Watching – This is a real concern to many going away to college for the first time. The thought of being caught if someone walks in on them, there are some very funny real life tales online of experiences like this, getting caught masturbating, funny now but not at the time.
Chill Out – Have you been feeling a bit stressed lately? Work been getting you down? No girlfriend to play with, or if you have one she doesn’t want to play as much as you do, right? Just feeling sexually deprived overall, I bet. Ones with a high sex drive and no partner, or ones with a partner that have a low sex drive, get bored with masturbating alone or to porn. It’s so much more fun interacting with another person.
Masturbation Relieves Stress – Ones into cam are very visual, they love to watch, and many guys love to be watched. I’m convinced most guys are exhibitionists at heart. Ones who are aroused by sounds, yours truly included, there’s nothing like hot phone sex to add to your masturbation experience. Hearing another moaning and breathing and describing what you would do to each other…….mmmmmm…ones not into phone sex have NO idea what they are missing in my opinion.
An Orgasm A Day – Cyber fans are wordsmiths at heart, loving descriptive passages of an erotic nature to get their fires stoked. Interacting with another person as you put your thoughts down by texting, while not for me, many adore it. All of these hobbies can help a stressed person relax and for a short while forget their cares of the day. They allow you to truly escape and lose yourself in something else if only for a little while. Masturbation and an orgasm or two, or even more if you’re up for multiple rounds, are very good proven stress relievers. It’s the best possible way to feel exhausted!
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