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Show Some Pride In Your Appearance – A pleasure for many of us is taking pride in our appearance. We like to look attractive for our mates and for ourselves to be as sexually appealing as possible. First ones thought shaving their genitals was enough in regards to grooming, after all they were clean, shaved, groomed, smooth, how could one ask for more? Then the introduction of anal bleaching came on the scene to further enhance our nether region attractiveness. For ones that have seen before and after pics of the anal bleaching, I must say, it vastly improves the appearance for sure.

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Kissable Pussy Lips – For ones that for some ungodly reason decide not to shave, there is even pubic hair dye so you don’t show telltale signs of ageing by having grey pubes. And now apparently the final frontier in genital enhancements, genital cosmetics. Yes, you read it right folks, no I’m not talking “lipstick”, that would make some messy panties now, wouldn’t it? Someone has now decided that the pink is no longer pink enough, and that it lessens with age, I didn’t realize it did? Maybe that’s a blood flow issue?

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Putting Your Best Cock Forward – There is now temporary dyes you can apply with applicators and they will make your pink parts all the pinker, and in 4 differing shades of intensity no less, it’s like choosing foundation I guess, best find the one that best suits your skin tone. I can just see some guy painting on pink dye to his cockhead to make it prettier for the gal that will be giving him a blow job later in the evening. Hope it doesn’t taste weird! There’s also genital jewelry to make things flashier, I wonder what they will think of next? I did come across “Cock Perfume” on a website a few weeks ago as well. So I guess after washing, shaving, perfuming, and bleaching one part and dyeing another, you’re all set. Who knew they were so high maintenance?!

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