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Valentine’s Day Fun

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My Horny Valentine – Valentine’s Day is upon us yet again. Many on Climax Connection have no partners, so we come here to try and find masturbation partners to jazz up our solitary sex lives. Others here may have partners, but they may have ones with a much lower sex drive than they do, so they seek some fun on the side. Totally understandable and a healthy outlet. Many come and seek online fun rather than real life encounters, since it’s safer, no actual contact is involved in online fun.

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Romance & Blindfolds – many members on this site can be a little…kinky. They like naughty games, maybe with blindfolds, handcuffs, BDSM, all sorts of delicious delights that can heighten sexual sensitivities. Those sorts of kinky games are not for everyone that comes to a site like this looking for masturbation partners, but many do have these interests they might be a bit too shy to ask their wife or girlfriend to take part in, so they may have roleplay’s or cyber sex sessions with others here that have the same sorts of fantasies they do. Find your kink online with other members.

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Sex It Up – Not all guys are going to want to go whole hog with their girls on Valentine’s Day and bring them candy, flowers, wine, and jewelry, and take us out for a nice dinner and have some sexy lingerie waiting for us laid out on the rose petal covered bed, although we’d likely all like it if you did. Yes, it’s clichéd, but it’s still very welcomed! I doubt any guy though is going to turn down some hot sex with his sweetheart. Get out the chocolate body paints, massage oils, there’s all kinds of fun and romantic things you can do. Valentine’s Day is great, but as special as it is, these little things are great any day of the year and shouldn’t only be hauled out for special holidays. A massage any month is a welcome treat, so is a nice dinner out or a box of our favorite candy. Romance has no date on it and doesn’t need to be used sparingly.

Climax For Christmas

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Give Yourself An Orgasm For Christmas – What can you give yourself every single day of the year that is free, healthy and good for you at the same time? An orgasm, of course! Many of us are overly stressed at this time of year with the holidays and demands that are placed on us. Office parties with command performances at, family stresses and entertaining demands. It can all just be too much. The stress release of an orgasm is a very important one and one that doesn’t take more than a few minutes, but will make us feel a lot better and more relaxed. I’m not saying to whip it out at the mall during a break from your Christmas shopping, but a good way to start or end your day, depending on your preference for time of day orgasms.

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Wrap Yourself Up – If you are lucky enough to have a real life lover, be playful and tie up your naughty bits with ribbons or in some other way in a festive manner. Give them a laugh as well as yourself. Being playful and sexy is also a way to show your significant other you can have fun and invite intimacy at the same time. Many will appreciate your efforts and reward you with some special attention that you crave. You need not be as obvious as placing mistletoe in the waistband of your underwear or anything quite so in your face, but be creative and sexy Christmas colored lingerie is always a good idea as well in emerald green or fire engine red.

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All I Want For Christmas Is You – For many of us that are alone, Christmas and the holidays sadly enhances that and makes us feel even more miserable than other days of the year. For ones with no one else, online chat rooms can provide a welcome place for the the ones with perhaps no friends and family. For many, their online friends are all they have. They might be shy, or a social misfit in some way, and connecting with others online may be their only social life. Sounds sad in a way, but for some it is the way life has turned out, so their online connections to others is it for them. Their entire social network. Happy holidays everyone. We here at climaxconnection hope all our members have a safe and happy and orgasm filled holiday season.

Naughty Thanksgiving

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Be Thankful For Masturbation – Our American neighbors are celebrating their Thanksgiving this week, for we Canadians of course, it was in October, but it’s not anywhere near the holiday here it is there. Give thanks for all your blessings, there are of course those less fortunate than us. One thing we all have though is luckily masturbation. For those of us with no sexual partner, it is our only release valve.

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If You Have A Lover, Be Glad – Treat them well and be passionate and do not neglect them. You have no idea how many people are neglected that are technically in relationships. So many are deprived and in a state of want and either go it alone or turn to escorts. I fully encourage men, or women, that are deprived to seek outside fun, if their mates can’t be bothered to help them, they certainly do not deserve their faithfulness in any way. Life is too short to be neglected, take your happiness where you can find it!

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Be Grateful For Orgasms – Do any of us get enough, really? No. They are free, especially when self induced. The best things in life are truly free, and a good lover can send you to the moon in ecstasy. There’s a lot more to be grateful for than sex, orgasms and masturbation of course, but hey, this is a sex site, so let’s be grateful for things in this area. I’m sure guys with big cocks are grateful they don’t have a 2 inch one!

Happy Valentine’s Day Indeed

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What’s Love Got To Do With It – This week is Valentine’s Day yet again, the bane of existence for single people that have no one to hold, kiss, fuck or love them…For ones lucky enough to have someone though, be grateful. Every kiss, every hug, every touch or caress, be grateful for it. It can be taken away in a heartbeat. Their feelings can turn on a dime, and you’ll be left alone and crying and wanting.

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Unbreak My Heart – Many of us don’t need to worry though, the unloved masses that find their way to naughty sites like this at the end of their rope of loneliness. Those who can only hope of finding someone to masturbate with online, via the phone, cyber or cam, that’s as good as some of us will be getting, so we’d best make the most of it. Then there are ones who technically have someone, but that partner has closed them off sexually and locked the door, so they are as alone as the rest of us.

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Love Stinks – Christ, this isn’t a very happy column this week, is it…There is solace to be found, however temporary on the phone, cyber or cam, that is if you can find a partner that won’t hang up, sign off etc. on you when they cum leaving you hanging, selfish bitches and bastards though they are. If you jump in and have fun with someone too soon, this is the sort of behavior that can result. They are selfish and you are nothing but a masturbatory accessory to them to be taken out at their whim, nothing more. For some the only time they feel loved is during such an online encounter , no matter how brief or artificial, it’s the closest they will come to any sort of intimacy or affection from a person of the opposite sex. Happy Valentine’s Day indeed.

What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve?

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Ring In The New Year – Not everyone is interested in going out on New Year’s Eve. Sometimes a nice, quiet night at home is the best medicine. No worry of running into drunks on the road and going out in the cold and having to get all dolled up. Wouldn’t a relaxing and stimulating at the same time, night of online fun be welcome as well? For ones that work and have to go out every day to work or school, it’s nice to not have to go out yet again.

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Masturbate & Cum At The Stroke Of Twelve – Many of us have outgrown our clubbing and dance club years, we don’t wish to be in a hot, crowded bar with blaring music and half drunk idiots. Spending some time in an adult chat room, and maybe having some hot and steamy phone sex, or cyber sex, or for the more adventurous exhibitionists, web cam sex and show off your naughtiness to your masturbation partner. How many people out and about will have a nice orgasm? Perhaps not as many as are on an adult site actively seeking a masturbation partner!

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A Sexy Evening At Home – It doesn’t cost anything to spend some time online and have fun, yet if you went out, you’d be paying for drinks, cover charges, parking, the price of a new outfit sometimes. So it’s more cost effective if you’re watching funds as well. You can have a toe curling good time with the online stud or gal of your online dreams and both enjoy some terrific orgasms as well, with no risk of disease or getting knocked up.