The Friendly Skies – So, you’re thinking about joining the Mile High Club. It’s been a lifelong fantasy of yours to have sex in an airplane. Unless you’re mega rich and can fly in a private jet, this probably isn’t a good idea. Things are different in today’s world of aviation. It wasn’t long ago that people were allowed to smoke cigarettes while on board a plane. Those days are long gone. Security is the number one concern of all airlines these days. This makes sense considering past events and current threats.
Orgasms at 30,000 Feet – Having sex in the bathroom isn’t really a dangerous thing for anyone. Though, the bathrooms are quite small. You’ll have to twist and turn yourself to get the job done. This in itself must lead to a very uncomfortable sexual experience. Needless to say, the best sex of your entire life more than likely won’t happen in such confined quarters. Any undo stress on the flight crew is unwarranted. Their job is difficult enough. Don’t make it even more so by giving them something more to deal with. They’ve already got their hands full of drunk passengers and those who are in the mood to grope them. You may just end up getting yourself in jail too. They will call the cops on any suspicious activity. Pilots have even been known to make unscheduled landings. Don’t even try to push them to see how far you can go.
Up, Up and Away! – If you’re not filthy rich, then don’t have sex on a plane. You could possibly cause delays and stir up all kinds of messes. Flying is difficult enough as it is for everyone involved. Don’t make it even more so by creating unneeded havoc. Everyone is concerned about safety and even the slightest concern very well could bring upon some attention that you’d rather avoid.
Help For Your Cock – What exactly is a penis pump? That’s what were going to talk about today. There are many men out there who benefit from using penis pumps. The concept of putting your penis into something and pumping it may sound hilarious at first. Don’t let that get in the way of using this medication free treatment for erectile dysfunction. You won’t have to pay for costly pills or deal with nasty side effects when using a penis pump.
Get Hard With Air Suction – How does a penis pump work? You simply insert the penis into the pump and squeeze the ball. Each penis pump is slightly different and you’ll want to follow the instructions carefully. Suction is created around the base of the penis and this restricts blood flow. Many men use a penis pump before having sex or masturbating. Even those who don’t regularly engage in sexual activity or masturbation can use a penis pump daily. The act of using a penis pump doesn’t take much time at all. It should take ten minutes or less to achieve the desired rigidity. Slip on a cock ring to keep it hard. Many men experience difficulty achieving erection as they age or after having prostate surgery.
Your Lady Will Thank You – The use of a penis pump can alleviate some of the symptoms naturally. You can talk to your doctor about acquiring a penis pump or you can simply buy one at your favorite adult bookstore. Many places that sell sex toys will also carry penis pumps. If you are unsure how to use your penis pump, make sure to ask before doing so. You can harm your penis if you keep it in the pump for too long and broken blood vessels will result. Though, this is rare and most men do not experience any negative side effects from using a penis pump.
Don’t Give Up – How do you know if your partner has given up on sex? The answer to this question may not be as simple as you may want to believe. Some may think that the way to tell is by trying to remember when was the last time you had sex. If you are not currently having sex regularly, then it’s too late. You’ve already begun to slide down the slippery slope. This is one of those things that you have to nip in the bud. If you don’t, it very well could be too late.
How Long Has It Been? – There are telltale signs that your partner has lost interest in sex. The last of which is not having sex at all. Before it gets to this point, other things had to happen. The most important thing you’ll notice is that your partner no longer cares about their appearance. This is the most evident sign that your healthy sex life is in trouble. Sure, there are plenty of unkempt overweight people having sex. Those people aren’t normal. You should pay close attention to how your partner manages their appearance. The first thing you will notice is they begin to look sloppy. The second thing is far less obvious. You’ll notice over a period of time that day will begin to gain weight. Their lack of concern about how they look tells a lot about their sexual desires. We could go into length and talk about why your partner no longer desires to have sex. An entire book could be written on that. The meaning of this blog post isn’t to help you identify the causes for your partner’s lack of sexual interest. It’s simply to get the ball rolling and to help you understand what’s going on. This is why having a free flow of information is so vital.
Have Some Pride – You need to be able to communicate these sorts of things with your partner. Once you notice their appearance is going downhill, your sex life will follow soon afterwards. It’s important to you and your relationship that you solve this problem immediately. This is something that won’t go away by itself. A person who has a healthy sexual appetite will take good care of themselves. They know if their appearance begins to the disintegrate, so will their chances of getting laid.
Sex In The Shower – So, you or your partner has come up with the brilliant idea of having sex in the shower. There may be a multitude of reasons why you’re considering having sex in there. It may just seem like a thrilling new place to get your groove on. While for others, it may offer one of the few possible places where you can be alone in the house. Whenever the reason may be, there are three key things you want to consider when having sex in the shower.
Get Wet – Here we’re going to go over those three things and it’s important that you pay attention. The first thing you’re going to want to do is make sure that the water is set at a temperature that both of you can agree on. You don’t want the water to be too hot or too cold. Find a comfortable temperature and realize that you’re going to be doing strenuous activity while the water hits your body. You may want to make the water not too hot so you don’t end up passing out during your lovemaking session. Make sure that you don’t use any soap, shower gel, or shampoo before having your fun in the shower. All three of those things can make the bottom of the bathtub slippery. The last thing you want to do is slip and fall while having sex in the shower. Save all of the scrubbing and washing for after the deed is done. Safety is the most important thing when it comes to frolicking while underneath the shower head.
Safety First – You should invest some of your hard earned money in a bath mat. Make sure the bath mat is high quality and it won’t slip. There are a wide variety of things that can be found at the hardware store to make your bathtub less slippery. Consider talking to someone at the hardware store to ask them for advice on which is best for your bathtub. You don’t have to tell them what you’re going to use those things for. Just make sure you tell them that you don’t want to slip and fall while in the bathtub. Sex in the shower can be quite risky. No one should minimize that risk by taking it too lightly. These are the three most important things to consider before you get down and dirty in the shower. Whatever you do, don’t break a hip. That will certainly ruin your bath time fun.
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder – This might sound a little strange in today’s world. Don’t judge a person’s worth based upon their body parts. If you’re in a relationship, you’re probably in it for reasons other than their tits or penis. Though, it’s far too easy to undervalue people in the world we live in today. As the world around us gets more mechanical, we tend to put too much value on aesthetics. This will continue aspeople have more free time to preoccupy themselves with things other than work.
Look Deeper – You should try to find things about your partner that arouse you other than their body parts. This isn’t to say that you shouldn’t find your partner attractive or visually stimulating. It’s to say that you should search out each other to find ways to be attracted to more than just what can be visually seen. The eyeball can be quite deceptive and this fact alone can be seen by how many relationships end up in separation. A person can easily get tired of looking at someone else even if they are extremely beautiful. That tight ass will be forgotten the very second you realize your partner is an asshole. If you’re reading this and not in a relationship, then you really need to take these words to heart. Don’t base your attraction solely on what you see. The value of a human being is more than their body. A person’s body is their only valuable asset when you see them only as what’s on the outside. This sort of attitude will never lead to a fulfilling relationship.
All Cats Are Grey In The Dark – The reason why you seek out companionship can’t simply be pleasure. After all, every person reading this can masturbate. There’s no guarantee that the stacked person with a smoking hot body will be any good in the sack. This is the painful truth that many people learn when they have their first encounter with someone who they hook up with solely based upon their body. Looks do matter in there’s no reason to feel uncomfortable about enjoying the appearance of someone else. Just realize that their appearance alone is not their only asset. If you base all of your relationships on appearance, then you’re probably going to end up extremely unhappy. Compatibility should always be your first and foremost concern. This will lead to a more pleasurable sex life and a greater sense of satisfaction.
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