Rub One Out – For pretty much all of human history, people have been made to feel ashamed and guilty about masturbation. Kellogg’s corn flakes were originally invented as an anti-masturbation food. The inventor was a Dr. that wrote on the evils of self gratification and encouraged parents to give their children the cereal to ward off their base desires. The Victorian era was filled with anti-masturbation devices people bought for their children, everything from chastity devices to mittens their hands were tied into. The poor kids had the fear of God instilled in them that blindness or insanity or at the very least hair on their palms awaited them if they dared touch themselves.
I Touch Myself – Even today not many parents act properly if they catch their children touching themselves, many create a lifelong trauma by their reactions. I have had men tell me they feel ashamed and embarrassed they masturbate, I ask them, do you feel guilty if you are tired? Do you feel guilty if you are thirsty? No? Then why do you feel guilty for needing a physical release, it’s the same thing really. People are horny to perpetuate the species, but not everyone is going to have a partner around at all times to help them out, most won’t, so it’s natures way of allowing us said release, it’s as insane to feel guilty for masturbating as it is to feel guilt over thirst.
Let’s All Masturbate – People need to come around and change the way they think. I consider myself an advocate of masturbation now, and phone sex ambassador. People should be encouraging their children that it’s fine, normal and healthy and with no shame, just privacy to be considered. Animals have it above us in many ways, animals feel no shame or guilt, they have the sense not to. Primates masturbate, as do dolphins and many other animals. I’m not saying we should be so at ease as to start doing it on the bench at the mall, but it should be no more embarrassing than needing to sneeze or blow your nose. Bodies are made for experiencing pleasure. Even though poor George Costanza’s mother would have us believe otherwise……
Up Up And Away – The friendly skies are indeed friendlier than many would like to believe. The mile high club is a reality many strive to get into, though honestly why, I cannot imagine, with cramped quarters, prying eyes and seats and blankets you can’t be sure just what has been left on or soaked into.
Fun In The Clouds – I have talked to some that have made the skies a bit friendlier and been amused by their tales of mid air debauchery. One of them described to me getting a blow job from his girlfriend on a red eye flight cross country on a nearly empty plane and the flight attendant knew what was going on under the blanket but didn’t do anything about it.
Mile High Masturbation – Another article I read was how a man was arrested after masturbating in his seat and then getting up to finish in the lavatory after the girl sitting next to him complained. My, talk about getting to know your seatmates! Coffee? Tea? Tissue? Ha ha! Now I’m not one to make one be deprived of pleasure, but shouldn’t he have started in the bathroom to begin with? Hopefully he wouldn’t have lasted long so ones wouldn’t know what he was doing, but really? You can’t wait? Really???
Crowded Quarters – Couples have also been known to get it on in the telephone booth sized lavatories, honestly I can’t think of anything less romantic or sanitary than doing such a thing, but then horniness has been know to get the better of some of us at the most inopportune times!
Online Friends – What sorts of people visit adult chat rooms on holidays such as Christmas and New Year’s Eve? Ones that may not have lots of plans with friends and family, or ones that have had enough of holiday social responsibilities. Many people that visit chat rooms are not just there because they are horny and looking for some sort of sexual action. They look at their chat room of choice to be their online hang out of sorts. The day of the year matters not. There is usually the same core group of people there pretty well everyday for some part of the day or the other.
Companionship For The Lonely – For some people that work at home, like myself, they can often have the chat room window open in the background on their computer screen and check on it from time to time. I recall years ago the first chat room I used to frequent some must have thought me a masturbation addict as I’d have it open over 16 hours a day! I was there to look for fun yes, but also had my computer on every waking minute for business, so that was just one of the many tabs I had open on a constant basis. But not everyone works from home or even considers ones that do, so they think you have nothing better to do, but people have many different reasons for being in them so frequently that are regulars.
Talk To Me – I was surprised some that visit adult chat rooms are not all there waiting for private messages, some do not even wish to be messaged privately and are only there for the group experience of chatting in the main room. Many people may not have large circles of friends in their everyday lives and the chat rooms provide the interaction and social time they need to feel a part of things. Some may have disabilities, or be very shy, or no way to get out if they don’t drive etc. and it can be a very good thing for them to be able to communicate with others they otherwise would not have the opportunity to interact with. Adult chat rooms serve different purposes for different people. They make the world a bit less lonely for many individuals.
I’ve Got A Secret – If you have a partner, should you tell them about your forays into online fun? This is a common question and worry I read about in forums about people in relationships. I have seen profiles with text on them that said things like, “Got a gf now, so long everyone!”
Life’s A Banquet And Most Poor Bastards Are Starving – I guess if many find real life fun, the draw of online fun lessens. Real trumps imagined. Many in real relationships though are not getting much sex, either due to lack of interest on their partners part, health issues of their partner, boredom, all kinds of reasons. Online fun is a much needed outlet for many individuals not getting any, or not getting enough at home. Should a partner worry or feel threatened, 99% of the time, not at all. Variety is the spice of life and if people are content to remain in sexless relationships, they at least need some outlet to express their sexuality in. Whether that’s cyber sex, phone sex, camming, or simply hanging out in adult chat rooms at all.
Take Your Pleasure Where You Find It – There was a forum post I answered recently some place and this poor bastard was feeling guilty since he was into cam sex and his wife would only give him sex 5-6 times a year. How insane he should feel guilty over that! It’s sad how many are living lives of quiet desperation and guilt over nothing. Everyone has the right to private lives, you do not owe full disclosure to anyone. Enjoy yourself and get your enjoyment where you can. An adult chat room or online fun is nothing to feel guilty about unless it’s making you forgo other routine activities you are a part of.
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five big cock rings,
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six glory holes,
Five big cock rings,
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven cock suckers,
Six glory holes,
Five big cock rings,
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven cock suckers,
Six glory holes,
Five big cock rings,
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine little dicks,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven cock suckers,
Six glory holes,
Five big cock rings,
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten gooey footjobs,
Nine little dicks,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven cock suckers,
Six glory holes,
Five big cock rings,
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven voyeurs spying,
Ten gooey footjobs,
Nine little dicks,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven cock suckers,
Six glory holes,
Five big cock rings,
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve perverts perving,
Eleven voyeurs spying,
Ten gooey footjobs,
Nine little dicks,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven cock suckers,
Six glory holes,
Five big cock rings,
Four strap ons,
Three masturbators,
Two panty boys,
And a crossdresser in a pink tee!
Merry Christmas!
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