Talk Dirty To Me – Not everyone has a talent for talking dirty. Some seem to be born with it. Others, try as they might, just can’t seem to say the words and feel natural doing so. Some it rolls off of their tongue like honey, just easy as anything, while others sound absurd coming out with naughty phrases and words. It’s strange how some just have an aptitude for it and others you want to laugh when you hear them attempt it.
Phone Sex – None of us were born taking naughty, though we may have taken to swearing early for sure. *Raises hand*. I was called down to the principals office more times than I can remember due to my salty mouth, and guess who I learned my choice words from-Mom-so she didn’t really get mad when she’d get a call I was in the office again, it was sort of a joke really, the teachers getting so worked up over words. Not hurting anyone, not stealing anything, just swearing. I wonder what the teachers would think now knowing I make my living by talking dirty ? That would be hilarious to see their reactions, for sure.
Make Me Wet With Your Words – Talking dirty in bed can heighten things for many couples, especially ones that normally do not swear, the words have a power to them that they don’t for others, if they are reserved just for bedroom naughty talk. Some especially if their parents were opposed to swearing or if punishments were severe for doing it, the power those words have can be extremely sexually charged and bring things to a level of excitement they do not normally experience. Words only have the power we bestow upon them, so if you make kids think it’s a huge deal to swear, then the shock value is what they will be going for, let it slide and not so much power, not that you want your kids talking like Ozzy Osbourne, but you get the idea. Swearing and dirty talk have their place.
Horny MILF – Here we have a cougar…A cougar in the pic and a cougar writing this. Thankfully there is no shortage online of young men that appreciate older women. I’m glad, because I do like the nice young boys half my age, makes me feel naughty, as well as very sexy and desirable. The appeal of the cougar is multi faceted. There is the confidence factor. They know what they want and they are not afraid to ask for it and “if you don’t like it fuck off,” mentality many cougars have.
Sexy Older Woman – Also the wealth of experience most cougars bring to the table sexually speaking. The cubs are usually more than willing students. Many have grown up fantasizing about friends of their mom, mom’s of their friends, or even mom herself in their masturbatory fantasies. Maybe there may be some naughty older gals around willing to give them a shot and teach them a trick or two. Even though younger men may be inexperienced in comparison, there is no denying the appeal of youth and sexual stamina and a cock hardened by nature rather than by pharmaceuticals.
Cougar And The Cub – A woman is at her sexual peak in her cougar years and young men are in their college age years, seems a match made in heaven to me. Have the older gals teach the young men how to be caring and proficient lovers. They are likely much more eager to please than their worn out middle aged husbands looking to recapture their youth by buying a sports car and going to the hair club for men. Give me a college boy any day over that sad stereotype. A youthful partner is the best aphrodisiac that there is. The old timers that think their years of experience and Viagra make them appealing are kind of a joke to me, sorry. I’ll take the 18 year old any day of the week, thanks.
Stroke One Out – This is the month of May, also known as National Masturbation Month, and you should be stroking up a storm to celebrate. Masturbation is of course a cornerstone to a site like this, sites like this wouldn’t even exist if not for the pleasures of the flesh and self gratification. Masturbation is a very important part to many people’s lives. Some not married might think once you’re married you can have someone to have sex with all the time. Well the fact is, I hear from many married men that haven’t had sex in years, decades even, I tell them to kick those cold fish bitches to the curb, they are wimps.
Limited Real Sex = Masturbation – Their wives have them by the balls and they are too scared to do anything to change their situation, so there they sit, cock in hand, on a site like this, chatting in a chat room, reading naughty stories, listening to erotic audios, since masturbation is their only sexual outlet they have. So I am very glad to provide such a website for the many masturbators out there that this is their only sexual outlet-their own hand.
Masturbate For Your Health – Masturbation is slowly coming out of the closet as something acceptable, something not to be ashamed of. It’s silly that anyone would feel guilty over such a natural act, but sadly, organized religions, brainwashing parents, all these things take a toll on the minds of impressionable young minds and make them feel guilty. You don’t feel guilty for being hungry or thirsty or tired, so why would you feel guilty for feeling horny and doing something about it? It’s insane. So embrace masturbation and enjoy it all you can. For men it’s even more important, 21 orgasms minimum a month is good for prostate health. So everyone, lay back, relax, and rub one out for Masturbation Month!
Short Dick Man – If there’s one thing adult chat rooms will attract, among other things and types of people, it’s guys with small cocks. Now, it’s not really their fault mind you, we both know they’d give every cent they own if they could just wake up with a normal sized cock, but alas, that’s not meant to be. Many times these unfortunate cases know they cannot get a real life woman, so they seek obtainable online fun with ones that will never see what a poor excuse their manhood really is.
How Small Is It – It doesn’t really matter if it’s 2 inches long for cyber sex, does it now…No. Some are even under the delusion that they do indeed have a big cock, when in fact it’s far below average size. One messaged me not too long ago and even had the screen name to state he had a big cock and when I asked the size he was so boastful of, was told 4 inches. Uh, OK…..You do realize 5.5-6 inches erect is average for North American males? He wouldn’t believe it. He should have gone to Asia, where he would indeed be average sized. The poor Asian ladies don’t know what they’re missing, I guess. An entire continent of tiny dicked men. I wonder what the sales of dildos are in such countries for the deprived ladies to at least help themselves out? I do not have any stats on that.
Is That A Clit Or A Cock – To look at average cock sizes around the world maps is amusing, there are literally maps with small countries and large countries all color coded. But I digress, many of these men come to online chat sites because they know they can either send a girl fake pics of their “big cock”, or just avoid it altogether with cyber or phone sex so the other person doesn’t see what they are dealing with. Honestly, I don’t need to see, I don’t want to know the cock sizes of the ones I have phone sex with. I will never be seeing it or touching it, so it really doesn’t matter, but I have been told by many guys some girls DO care and do want to see what their online partners have size wise. Let’s just lose ourselves in the fantasy people, let’s not get all caught up in the facts, this is for fun, not for judgments.
This is a guest blog submission by a ClimaxConnection member. This submission was written by member, YourMister_Dark.
Erotic Talk – Whether you’re a newbie or a veteran, you can always learn to be better at chatting. From the old rough days of BBSes right up to the most modern cam-, Skype, or cyber chatting, the lessons of good communication have never been more important and one of the key notes to hit is empathy. Not sympathy, but empathy: the ability to “feel’ as others feel, instinctively.
Hot Talking – Empathy allows you to “tune in” on people’s feelings, moods, and even unspoken attitudes. We all know about communication disasters when two chatters lock horns (not in a good way) because their moods don’t mesh or compliment each other in the right way. And while women seem to have a stronger sense of empathy, guys need to tune in as well.
Hot Chat – If you think — as many guys sadly do — that you can just jump right in, metaphorically or on cam wave your magic wang and get lucky, think again. Good erotic communication is not like a porn clip or that rampant sex scene in your head. First off, most women chatters of any persuasion want to know who they’re fucking, even if you start off as a “stranger”. They’re opening themselves up on a very intimate level, after all, and whether they want a hard, fast quickie or a long, sensual, slow scene, they very rarely respond to crude and rude pickup lines. “I have a big cock” or “I want to fuck you so hard” or even “Wanna fuck” might work after they’ve got to know you, but hardly ever if it’s the first thing you type to them. Ladies like to be seduced. Well, truth be told, so do some men, but guys seldom take the time for that to happen. And, fellows, remember, if all you want is that quick satisfaction then the pleasure of it is going to fade away just as quick. The “three minute wonder” is rapidly forgettable, even if it succeeds.
Seduce Me With Your Words – Sensual chat is something else altogether. It’s friendly, fun, provocative, smart, and sexy without being too crude. It’s never rude, not confrontational, never insulting. It can be clever, should be fresh and even creative. Use your mind, your imagination, be direct and honest, but seductive and fun.
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