Foot Fuckers Delight – There are lots of downright creepy sex toys out there for you to use and abuse during your masturbatory sessions. When most people think of a sex toy, they think of dildos and vibes, maybe a Fleshlight for guys, but we can assure you, the varieties of sex toys out there is literally in the thousands. Not all are creepy, some are funny, some are functional and basic, nothing out of the ordinary, but some are downright odd. Disembodied body parts that look as thought they have been lifted from a crime scene and dirty, debased things done to it to make it sexual. Here are just a few. Are you into foot jobs? That in and of itself doesn’t seem too wild, but how about combining a severed foot with a Fleshlight, now that’s a bit – odd.
Teddy Bear Bed Buddy – Now what could be more innocent than a teddy bear? The very icon of childhood itself. Until you started to hump it and cover it with your cum and or pussy juice! I’ve heard of ones humping their pillows, or balled up sheets or a towel, but not even in my pervy, horny, masturbation filled youth did I ever do anything with a stuffed toy. Well for ones that did and still are, which apparently some adults are doing, there’s now a teddy bear for your…more intimate needs shall we say. Complete with vibrating tongue that sticks out and muzzle. Isn’t that just charming.
Stick Your Dick In This – For ones that find a Fleshlight a bit too, well, boring, there’s a more realistic alternative. A half of a man’s face, for the more bi curious masturbators I guess, complete with mustache. Now if this gaping mouth doesn’t give you nightmares about your dick being bitten off by someone or something, I’m not sure what will. We could go on, but these three toys will no doubt make you think twice about your hand being a bit too boring!
My Horny Valentine – Valentine’s Day is upon us yet again. Many on Climax Connection have no partners, so we come here to try and find masturbation partners to jazz up our solitary sex lives. Others here may have partners, but they may have ones with a much lower sex drive than they do, so they seek some fun on the side. Totally understandable and a healthy outlet. Many come and seek online fun rather than real life encounters, since it’s safer, no actual contact is involved in online fun.
Romance & Blindfolds – many members on this site can be a little…kinky. They like naughty games, maybe with blindfolds, handcuffs, BDSM, all sorts of delicious delights that can heighten sexual sensitivities. Those sorts of kinky games are not for everyone that comes to a site like this looking for masturbation partners, but many do have these interests they might be a bit too shy to ask their wife or girlfriend to take part in, so they may have roleplay’s or cyber sex sessions with others here that have the same sorts of fantasies they do. Find your kink online with other members.
Sex It Up – Not all guys are going to want to go whole hog with their girls on Valentine’s Day and bring them candy, flowers, wine, and jewelry, and take us out for a nice dinner and have some sexy lingerie waiting for us laid out on the rose petal covered bed, although we’d likely all like it if you did. Yes, it’s clichéd, but it’s still very welcomed! I doubt any guy though is going to turn down some hot sex with his sweetheart. Get out the chocolate body paints, massage oils, there’s all kinds of fun and romantic things you can do. Valentine’s Day is great, but as special as it is, these little things are great any day of the year and shouldn’t only be hauled out for special holidays. A massage any month is a welcome treat, so is a nice dinner out or a box of our favorite candy. Romance has no date on it and doesn’t need to be used sparingly.
My Secret Life – Many people that are looking for all sorts of online fun are a bit cautious about taking things anywhere off of the site. I have seen many profiles on many sites with text saying they ONLY chat there, no need to ask for their Yahoo, Skype, phone number, etc. I guess some people have their reasons for being so cautious, bad experiences what have you. I’ve spoken to over a half dozen guys that have been blackmailed over the years, but if they use their real full names as their ID’s, they shouldn’t be too shocked. Some caution is good, giving your full name to someone 5 minutes after you find them, isn’t always the best idea.
Common Sense – Sadly as many of us know, common sense isn’t common. People often come to chat sites like this in a state of horniness that is so great, so overpowering, that their common sense has gone out the window the blood that normally flows to their brains has ventured further South to their naughty bits which are in dire need of attention. You wouldn’t normally go shopping for groceries when you’re starving and haven’t eaten all day, would you? Likely not, yet many come to sites like this in that condition. To be an effective hunter you need to have a plan and effective trap. Think of it as a pussy trap, or a cock catcher, though cocks are plentiful and easy to get in most cases, particularly if you aren’t choosy and are just looking for a one off ships passing in the night encounter.
Carefully Laid Plans – They can often be the most effective when thought out thoroughly you know what you want and have laid that out for others to see if they want what you want. Maybe the paranoid ones can find each other, the more carefree ones can find each other, and everyone be happy and satisfied. There are satisfying partners out there, you just have to know where to find them and be smart about it. We wish everyone here to find the masturbation partners of their dreams and have many satisfying orgasms together, that’s the goal!
Seeking Intimacy Online – Not everyone is looking for love when they decide to visit adult chat rooms. Most would laugh at the very idea and question the sensibilities of ones that are. Well, maybe not love, but a connection, a special connection that might evolve into more than just online fun. Some people are very explicit on their profiles they are only looking to chat on the site and will not even give out so much as their Yahoo or Skype. I can’t relate to being that way, but obviously some are since I’ve seen it many times. I guess they know what they want and they aren’t looking for more.
Sexual Begging – Desperation is not attractive, and it’s a sad fact that there’s countless guys that will literally beg you to watch them on cam, have phone sex with them or cyber sex, it’s like the bar at closing time and they have no one to go home and get off with. Yet, it happens a lot. For many I think if finding online fun partners isn’t easy, maybe you need to look at it as a special treat, not an everyday diet, which can be difficult, since once you’ve had it and good, alone simply doesn’t cut it anymore and you always want to share your orgasm.
Close To You – You can find people to be close with online, even if it’s fleeting, which it usually seems to be. Many times one will seek more than the other and then one person stands to get hurt when their online fun partner means more to them than they do to their partner. You can fall in love with people you’ve had fabulous phone sex with many times, sometimes for years, you can want them more than anyone you have in your own real life, but to some of these partners, you are just that, an online masturbation partner and that’s all you will ever be. If only feelings were always returned, things would hurt a lot less for some of us. You just have to keep looking, maybe that perfect partner is out there that will seek the same intimacy you do, you just have to keep looking.
Cam To Cam Masturbation – Web cam sex is one of guys favorite ways to masturbate and get off. Porn is hot for many, yet it’s just not interactive watching people go at it. They aren’t talking to you, masturbating for you. Ones that are here to look for cam sex are looking for mutual fun. Many people appreciate that here at climaxconnection, we do not allow paid cam girls to troll for clients, it’s simply not tolerated. This is a site for ones looking for mutual fun that want to get naughty together.
Let Me Show You My Cock – Lots of guys seem to be natural born exhibitionists. They assume women are the same way and should easily show themselves on cam. Many think if you will not go on cam you must be a guy pretending to be a woman, it can be a privacy concern only, or shyness. Now if they won’t even speak with you, then I would wonder. Voice isn’t much to ask for, even if it’s non sexual to prove you are a female if you say you are. Not all ladies are interesting in seeing you shake your junk either, it’s just not what some are into, but some are. Many guys have revealed women will ask for cock pics right away, or ask how big they are or want to see them and will not have an interest in tiny dick guys. So some ladies very much enjoy watching a guy masturbate on cam.
Free Webcam Sex – For ones looking for free online fun, be it adult chat, free phone sex, cyber sex, web cam sex, the chat rooms and forums are an excellent place to try and find others that are also looking for that. Many like all of the different methods of online fun and may choose differently if their privacy levels change, if a roommate is home, etc. Guys by nature are visual though, and the free porn online does give them plenty to choose from at any hour on demand to watch. Finding just the right web cam sex partner may take you some time, but we are sure if you search long enough, you will find them and hopefully be able to have fun watching each other masturbate on cam.
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