Public Pleasuring – So, you’re thinking about jerking off or finger banging yourself in public. It’s something that you’ve been wanting to do for quite some time. Don’t let your fantasy turn into a rap sheet. You can easily end up in jail for masturbating in public. That is, if you get caught. Here we’re going to give you some things to consider before pleasuring yourself in a public place. Remember, safety is key. You don’t want to end up finishing yourself off in a jail cell.
Be Careful Where You Do It – Whatever you do, avoid masturbating in places where families are likely to visit. This means you’re not going to want to touch yourself at the park. Unless there’s a spot where no one can see you. If that’s the case, then go to town. You’re going to want to keep an eye out for anyone who may come your way. This is the problem with parks in general. They’re meant for people to enjoy. There are constantly people walking around the park. Do you remember what happened to Paul Reubens a few years ago back? He was caught jerking off in an adult movie theater. You’re probably going to want to learn from his lesson. Restaurants, movie theaters, and shopping malls all make for bad places to masturbate. If you can’t fight the urge, then go into the bathroom and do it. Just try to be quiet and discreet. No one should bother you in there. You’ll also want to make sure the door is closed and locked. That is, unless you’re in the mood to give out free peep shows.
The Thrill of The Risk – Where should you satisfy yourself in public? A parked car always works well. You can pull into a secluded area and do the deed. Public bathrooms work in a pinch. If you desire to masturbate in front of total strangers, there’s plenty of opportunities to do that online. There’s no shortage of people who are playing with themselves while on cam. It just takes a little effort to find a community of people who like to do this sort of thing. If all else fails, you can always try your hand at camming. Some people earn a living playing with themselves while others watch. You’d make yourself feel good and make some money in the process. All while people watched and that may be just enough to get you hot and bothered.
Don’t Be an Incel – There’s been a lot of talk online about people who can’t get laid. These people, mostly men, have found a place on the internet where they can share their sorrows. Many of these guys talk about violence towards women. Their inability to get laid has made them feel violent towards whom they feel are responsible. Some have even acted out on their violent thoughts. This is highly inexcusable. Just because you can’t get some pussy shouldn’t mean others have to suffer.
Too Lazy to Hunt – Do you think you’re one of these guys who can’t get any action? If you think that way, you’re wrong. Almost every single guy reading this can get some pussy. Almost is the keyword because some guys are way too lazy to score in the sack. There’s plenty of women out there who want to fuck. You just need to hook up with the right ones. They aren’t going to come to you. If it were that easy, no guy on planet earth would ever jerk off again. Sometimes you have to settle for less than ideal during dry spells. Not every chick you bag will be a perfect ten. You’re going to have to lower your standards. This is a far better idea that getting pissed off and spouting bullshit online. That’s what quite a few guys are doing these days instead of working harder to get their dick wet. It’s kind of sad really. It’s even more sad when those people turn to violence. At the end of the day, you just want to fuck. That’s it. Search for someone who wants the same thing. If you live in a big city, there’s going to be plenty of women who are looking for sex. If there are things getting in your way, fix them. Get a better job so you can afford to take women out. Lose some weight and make yourself look attractive. Hit the gym and work on your appearance.
Search Harder – It’s very rare in today’s world that a man can’t get some stink on his dink. Take a look around at all the guys who have ugly chicks on their arm. Those girls are holding the guys over until they find something better. You don’t have to hang your head in sorrow. Go out there and get yourself some tail. Whatever you do, don’t act violent towards women. It’s not their fault if you’re too lazy to get some action. There isn’t a man reading this now who couldn’t at least get a handjob if they tried hard enough. Keep your chin up and your eyes open for any and all opportunities to hop in the sack. The last thing you want to do is miss out on a golden opportunity to bust that precious nut of yours.
Why Are They Watching? – What should you do if you discover your partner has been looking at pornography? Don’t think this is a question just women have. Women are increasingly turning to porn to satisfy their need for arousal. There are many reasons for this and none of them are the point of this article. Most people, men or women, turn to porn due to a lack of sex. That’s the reason why porn exists in a nutshell.
Are They Turned On? – Should you freak out if you find out that your partner looks at porn? Maybe break a vase or two in the process? Relax, don’t get upset. Instead, investigate what they’re looking at. Ask them what type of porn they’re watching. You may even want to try watching it with them. Does your partner seem more aroused during certain sex acts than others? If so, ask if they’d like you to do that to them. Use this as a learning opportunity to discover why you’re partner is looking at porn. If you’re not having enough sex, then that’s more than likely the reason. It could also be that the sex you are having isn’t fulfilling their needs. Remember, you’re not fooling around in the sack just to pass the time. The goal should always be to fulfill the others needs. If this is done, the result will more than likely be a reduction in porn viewing. Even some highly sexually active people still look at porn.
Relax – Masturbation for some people is a stress reliever. They play with themselves as a means of getting rid of whatever stress has been bottling up. This can be healthy depending on how often a person masturbates. If masturbation is getting in the way of day to day life, then it’s a signal something else entirely is wrong. That’s a topic for a whole different article.
When Is Right? – How long should you wait to have sex after a breakup? It seems the answer to this question is all over the map. It probably depends on if you’re asking a guy or a gal. Relationships end, and at some point you’ve got to move on. That doesn’t mean it’s easy and there won’t be quite a bit of pain along the way. Marriage can be different in terms of recuperating than simply dating. Though, in today’s world, many people date for years or even decades.
So Alone – For many couples dating is the equivalent to marriage. No matter if you’re a man or a woman, having sex too soon after a breakup is a bad thing. Deep down inside you know this. You know it because just the thought of it alone makes you feel uncomfortable. You’re not celebrating the fact that the relationship isn’t over. Even though some people who haven’t been in this situation think that a celebration is in order. Ending a relationship can be quite painful. It takes time for the wounds to heal. So, how long should you wait before having sex? It’s not a matter of days or months. The answer to that question is inside you. You’ll know when you’re ready to have sex again. There isn’t some arbitrary number that can be pulled out of thin air. It could take you months or maybe even years to have sex again. To some, waiting years to have sex sounds impossible. Those people have never experienced pain on the level that you are.
Be Patient – Don’t rush into having sex after a breakup. You shouldn’t rush into getting into another relationship either. You’ll know when the time is right. People think that immediately jumping into a new relationship will ease the pain. It won’t. It’ll only complicate the pain and it may add to it. If you breakup with them quickly, you’ll have double the dose of sorrow. Always remember to practice safe sex when you’re hooking up with a new partner. Even if you feel the relationship will last, use protection. It’ll possibility prevent any headaches that may arise with your new found lover.
Going Down – Have you eaten any pussy lately? If you have, then you’ve certainly done something wrong. There are a million articles on the internet that tell you how to perform oral sex on a woman. Very few of them tell you what not to do. That’s what’s going to be discussed here.
Tease That Pussy – All guys and some gals need to know what to avoid when it comes to going down on their partner. The first rule of thumb when it comes to performing oral sex on a woman is not to eat it. If you’re hungry, go grab something to eat. Chewing and gnawing on a pussy won’t do anything other than cause pain. Stick to licking and sucking. Be very in tune with how your partner reacts when you lick certain areas. You’ll want to pay more attention on those that are more pleasureful. Don’t use your teeth. If you wear false teeth, take them out before performing oral sex. This will remove all possibilities of you biting them. There’s no part of the pussy that you want to bite. You need to get that through your thick skull.
Please Your Partner – The goal isn’t to just make your partner feel good. What you’re trying to do is score again. You want to eat pussy again in the not so distant future. If you do a good job, you’ll more than likely find yourself face deep in her pussy sooner rather than later. Don’t be in a hurry. Take your time and savor each moment. Getting to know your partner’s pussy is one of the best investments of time you’ll ever make. Learning how to sexually please your partner is the most important education you’ll ever receive. The next time you go down on her, don’t bite. Don’t chew. Just lick and suck. If you follow this simple guideline she’s going to be like putty in your hands.
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