Oh My, Isn’t It Lovely…

Show Me Your Cock – What is the one body part most men prize above all others? The one they are the most proud of and like to brag about, even when totally unwarranted? Hell, even ones with pitiful, little laughworthy dicks like to brag about how tiny they are. One guy recently said to me life wouldn’t be worth living without his cock. True, life without orgasms wouldn’t be nearly as much fun this is for sure.

Keep It In Your Pants – I don’t know about most gals, but I don’t think they toss around pics of their pussy as freely as guy do with their cock pics. And wouldn’t you know, most are not worthy of sending. I can’t speak for most women, but I know for me personally body hair on both sexes is a no-no. I get some hairy dick pics and all but hurl…For the love of God get rid of the hair. If you can’t tolerate totally bare, at least trim it within an inch of its life, but hairless is so much better.

Shave It & Snip It – Even though I have to admit to being recently convinced it’s best not to mess with nature and circumcise, it does look better if it is. Cock pics with a turtleneck of skin are not the prettiest things for sure. They don’t call it “bumping the uglies” because they are so beautiful. Not many guys have been blessed with porn quality cocks. Oh well, the delete button not hard to get to. And if they get a mocking, sarcastic reply to an unasked for pic, they get what they deserve.

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