Baby, It’s Cold Outside!

Colder Than A Witch’s Tit – With much of North America in a deep freeze of unprecedented proportions, there’s one sure thing we can do to warm up, and that’s have sex or masturbate! Cam sex, cyber sex and phone sex are all guaranteed to raise your temperature and make you forget the blizzard like conditions that are persisting outside with the Polar Vortex we have all been experiencing. It might be colder outside than we can tolerate, but we will keep ourselves toasty warm inside as we crank up the heat and rub our naughty bits.

Freezing Your Nuts Off – Masturbation is good any time of year, but can be a bit uncomfortable during the sticky months of summer, even with air conditioning. Cuddling with your honey, if you’re lucky enough to have one, will make you feel all warm and fuzzy for sure, as well as all sexy! Get some circulation back in those balls of yours by rubbing them as you talk to your online fun partner, or maybe even show her on cam. Trust me, the cold weather outside will be the last thing on your mind once you start stroking your cock for her and showing her what you’ve got.

Winter Warm Up – One thing many men enjoy about the ladies in cold weather is of course their visibly hardened nipples. Cold does have some advantages after all! Masturbation alone is good for sure, but with a partner you can find online, it’s even more arousing to share that orgasm with someone that you find equally arousing and sexy. No need for winter to get you down, hit the chat rooms or inbox people, or post in the forums to find some online fun partners today!

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