Sex & Food – Most people don’t think about what foods they shouldn’t eat before having sex. You should. Here we’re going to tell you what foods you need to avoid before having some fun in the sack. There are plenty of healthy things that may not be such a great idea to chow down on before sex. Let’s talk about these. The first thing is alcohol. Sure, a drink or two is fine. Anything more than that and the guy may have problems getting it up. Keep the drinking to a minimum and your boner should be fine.
I Can’t Believe I Ate The Whole Thing – Avoid eating big meals before hopping in bed. You don’t want to be weighted down by loads of food in your stomach. You’ll end up feeling sluggish and not able to perform at your very best. Eat light before having sex and you’ll have a much better experience. Avoid foods that cause gas at all costs. The last thing you want is to be farting up a storm when your partner goes down on you. At first you may get a giggle or two out of it. Those giggles will turn into gags in no time flat. Save the refried beans and egg rolls for another day. Frequent gas in the bedroom will lead to your partner hightailing it out of there.
Smell Sweet For Your Partner – Think before you eat and it’ll make the nighttime experience a hundred percent better. You should also try to avoid any foods that cause bad breath. This includes dishes heavy on the garlic and onions. Most people don’t consider garlic breath to be all that romantic. You’d be surprised how little gum or mints actually work to cover up bad breath. Skip the onion on your sandwiches and the garlic in the pasta sauce. You’re not giving it up for an entire lifetime. You’re just trying to make having some fun in the bedroom pleasant and not something your partner will regret.
Limp As A Dishrag – You or your partner can’t get it up. It’s bound to happen at some point. No guy is superman when it comes to functioning in the sack. Here we’re going to give you some pointers how to deal with penile dysfunction. It does happen and it shouldn’t be surprising to anyone. The first thing you’re not going to want to do is point and laugh at your partner’s droopy penis. It might seem funny, but they’re not in a laughing mood. Having a limp noodle for a penis is no fun. It can make a man feel down right miserable when he can’t function in the bedroom.
Can’t Get It Up? – Making light of it will only make it worse. Try not to bring too much attention to the fact that your partner can’t get it up. You’re not going to want to seem out of the loop. Putting too much pressure on a guy won’t help at all. The more pressure on him means the less likely he’ll be able to get it up. All hope isn’t lost if you’re in this situation. Collect your thoughts and try again. Wait a minute or two and let the time pass. Regroup and try again. It could just be some kind of fluke. If you still can’t get it up, don’t worry. It’s normal and this sort of thing happens to every man at some point.
Go Downtown – This is when your oral sex skills come in handy. Just go down on her and finish the deed. Don’t spend too much time whining about not being able to get an erection. It doesn’t make you less of a man that you can’t get it up. It just means today is her lucky day and you’re going treat the woman of your dreams to oral sex. She’ll forget all about your erectile difficulties when she’s having an orgasm thanks to your tongue.
Sex In The Great Outdoors – Sex outside is something that turns a lot of people on. You may even be the type that gets worked up having sex in public. Here we’re going to give you some tips for doing the deed in the open outdoors. Sex in public can mean many different things. It can mean having sex in an place where you know for sure people are going to see. While it could also mean simply having sex outside. Sex in the wilderness is vastly different than in the backseat of a car while on a busy street.
Being Smart and Sneaky – Here we’re going to give you some tips on how to make voyeurism safe and fun. The first one is the most obvious. Don’t get yourself in trouble. You’ll have an embarrassing time talking to your boss at work and your family if you get busted. You could even end up losing your job. It’s not something you should risk just for a thrill. This is why you’re going to try to keep it somewhat out of public view. You could even end up in jail. That’s the last place you want to be. You won’t have the fun kind of public sex in there. Let’s just leave it at that. Always be able to make a mad dash if need be. That means you should have your clothes near by at all times. Don’t wander off too far from your clothes. The last thing you want is to be running around naked trying not to get caught. You’ll attract far more attention to yourself.
Be Ready To Run – There may be times when you have to get out of there real fast. Maybe a lot of people just walked by or there’s a barking dog that won’t shut up. There are a million reasons why you may want to get out of there real quickly. Make sure you can do so and you’ll avoid getting in trouble. Find yourself a safe and somewhat secluded area. Make sure it’s not downtown on a busy street. The idea is to have sex until completion. There is nothing fun about not completing the task. It’ll only ensure that you’ll have to take matters in your own hands later. Which in the end kind of defies the logic behind having sex in the first place.
The More The Merrier – Can your relationship survive a threesome? You or your partner has been wanting a threesome. Maybe it’s something that neither of you have ever done before. It’s a common fantasy for both guys and gals. How do you know if a threesome is right for you? The truth is, you kind of don’t. That is until you actually give it a try. Are you or your partner the jealous type? If so, then you know right away that a threesome isn’t right for either of you. It’ll open a can of worms that will create friction in all aspects of your relationship. There has to be a level of trust to pull off a threesome.
The Problem Of Jealousy – You’re going to need to have some boundaries. The first being, no sex with other people outside of the bedroom. This is where trust issues creep in. Can you trust your partner to not have sex with anyone else outside of the threesome? What happens when they experience sex with someone else and like it? They very well could go on to someone else. It’s possible and it’s why you want to make sure there are firm rules in place. That means no one is allowed to have sex with anyone else unless its together as a threesome. The second thing you need to be concerned about is feeling uncomfortable. What happens if you decide that you want this threesome to end? Do you think your partner would be okay with that? If not, then it’s best to not even try it.
Sexual Comparisons – You might not feel comfortable and will want to end the whole thing right as it’s starting. Stranger things have happened in the bedroom. Don’t be surprised if you have second thoughts about a threesome once you see your partner in the arms of someone else. A threesome is rarely a good idea. It sure sounds like one in the beginning. This is usually the case for men that dream of being with two women at the same time. It rarely works out the way they think it will. This is because most men get the idea of a threesome from watching a porn video. Keep in mind the guys in those videos are pros and they’ve been around the block a time or two. For most people a threesome is a bad idea. It very well could ruin your relationship. If you think you’re up for it, then give it a try. Just remember that it’s okay to back out at the last minute if either one of you feel uncomfortable about it.
Smooth As Silk – Are you ready for something kinky that’s not like anything you’ve ever done before? If so, then break out your razor blades. Have you ever thought about shaving your partner’s pubic area? If not, it might be something to consider. It’s not exactly as romantic as a candle lit dinner. Not everything has to involve romance. This is especially the case if you’re sick and tired of getting a mouthful of hair when you go down on your partner. You’ll kill two birds with one stone when you shave your partner down there.
Hair Be Gone – Most of you reading this are familiar with shaving. Just remember that it’s more sensitive down there. That means you’re going to want to be extra careful when shaving. You also want to use a brand new razor blade. A dull razor can lead to nicks and cuts. The last thing you want is to have either of those things anywhere near your privates. You’ll also want to have all the normal shaving supplies on hand. You may even want to buy something different for sensitive areas. It all depends on what type of skin you have.
Easy Does It – Take it nice and slow and don’t be in a hurry. Enjoy the process and get to know your partner’s pubic area better. You can also think of this as an exercise in trust. You’ve got to trust your partner when it comes to allowing them to use something sharp down there. The only thing left to do then is to enjoy your hard work. You’ll be surprised by just how different your next sexual experience will be without all that pubic hair. Get creative and shave things into each other. This is the kind of fun that only couples can have. Get those creative juices flowing!
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