Honey, You Smell – How do you tell your special someone that they need to freshen up? Most people have sex in the evenings. It’s not uncommon for people to shower in the mornings. That means they may not be smelling so fresh when they hit the sack. No one likes being told them stink. We all know body odor is an issue. This is especially true during summertime. Don’t let foul odors ruin your fun in the sack.
Be Considerate For Your Partner – Men and women both have body odor issues. Many reading this will think that it’s just a man’s problem. That couldn’t be further from the true. Women have body odor issues as well. We’ve all seen those commercials for what to do when feeling not so fresh. Yes, it can smell like an entire fish market is crammed up in between your legs. Guys have been known to smell like they’ve rolled around in a dumpster for half the day. You may want to simply have a showering rule before sex. If you plan on having sex, then take a shower before. It doesn’t have to be a total hazardous waste scrub down. Just a quick jump in the shower is fine. A five minute or less shower is all it takes to get rid of most odor issues. You may find other things need some special attention as well. The issue may even not be odor related. He or she may need to shave before getting in the sack. Stubble on legs or faces can be a turn off for many as well. Take care of this while scrubbing up and it’ll eliminate the problem.
Hit The Shower – Many people are overly cautions about their body. If your partner is, then you’ll have to be gentle when it comes to describing their odor issues. The best way to deal with it may just be to make it a routine to shower before sex. What do you do if your partner refuses to shower before sex and they stink? Put a clothes pin on your nose.
What’s That Smell? – Have you smelled your underwear recently? That may seem like an odd question. It’s not as strange as it may sound. You should smell your underwear often just as a reminder. Why? Always remember that’s what you expect someone to put their face in when they give you oral sex. Think about all the daily activities that you do. How many of those make you smell more than a little unpleasant down there? Just imagine what it would be like to have your face right up into that for an extended amount of time.
Get Out The Soap – Are you not receiving the amount of oral sex that you’d like? Maybe it’s because you stink down there. A quick wash with a hot soapy cloth may be all that’s needed. You may consider taking a fast shower before experiencing oral sex. It’s the best way to ensure that your partner won’t get a face full of stink. They’ll also notice that you’re not tasting as bad down there as you normally do. You’d be surprised just how funky your dirty loins can smell and taste. It’s not something most people think about. That is unless they’re face deep in a smelly crotch.
Be Fresh & Clean – Then it’s the only thing a person can think about. Don’t be someone that doesn’t think other person is experiencing when it comes to oral sex. Change that train of thought and you’ll receive oral sex more often. Wash yourself and get rid of the stink. The amount of oral sex you have is sure to increase. Who doesn’t love more oral sex? Wash up often and you’ll be experiencing more of it too. This has been a public service announcement for all those that perform oral sex regularly.
What’s That Smell – I was reading some of the forums of a popular dating site recently and saw a humorous and embarrassing thread about ones that have, er, passed gas shall we say at inopportune romantic moments. It seems funny to some, but seems to have scarred others for life due to the embarrassment factor. Oh the tales I read…And there are many sites online that mention such horrible instances of women crying at the humiliation of such a thing happening, even though it’s an accident they can’t help.
Fart Fetish – I’d say no one does it on purpose, but not only is there a fart fetish of ones that actually enjoy a puff of gas in the face, there’s some that have actually done it on purpose to try and end an encounter not going well. Wow, that’s pretty bad. Cruel and unusual punishment! For ones without the fart fetish, it must prove a horrifying situation. In long term sexual relationships it’s much less of a drama causing situation, but with a new partner it could indeed be an incident of worry as to whether they may have turned off the new partner to such a degree they may not be able to face them again.
Gas In Your Ass – Needless to say it seems much more traumatic for both parties if it’s the woman that this happens to. They are more easily embarrassed, and men are less forgiving of these sorts of things in women. Sure they might laugh if their buddies let one rip, but in a lady? Ohhhh, not very lady like. Or else they might make fun and make their ladies embarrassment even worse. Try and be a gentleman if it happens and let it – excuse the phrase – blow over. Some sexual positions create an internal pressure that makes such incidents more possible, or if you’re relaxing enough to orgasm, such relaxing can also make it more probable. Some types of yoga have the same effect and ones have mentioned in yoga classes it happens. Try and avoid gassy foods before a planned romantic evening, and just pray you have an understanding partner if the worst “comes to pass”.
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