I’ve Got A Secret – The importance of fantasy in our lives is fairly sizeable for some people. Things that they think about in their private moments that they know they likely would never be able to actually live out. Sexual fantasies about celebrities, family members, all sorts of scenarios that will never get to actually happen.
From Mild To Wild – When we find someone we are comfortable with and can share our deepest, darkest fantasy with, we truly feel a kindred spirit. Most times even our partners are holding back, they won’t totally let their guard down. Some things are just too private to share with anyone, we worry our darkest selves would be rejected. They say true love is when you can expose those darkest sides to someone and they love us anyway, they accept us no matter how depraved our thoughts might be.
Naughty Thoughts – With people online it can be even easier to share those thoughts, since we don’t have to deal with them face to face, indeed many times we won’t even see their pictures, or know their last names, so we have nothing to lose in being totally honest and exposed to them. Many times it’s easier to be honest with a stranger than people we have to look at in the face. Ones we can enjoy cyber sex and phone sex with, we can share these fantasies with them and have total safety in doing so. There’s a lot more to online fun than just getting off, indeed we can explore a deeper side to ourselves as well.
Shy Girls – One thing that constantly perplexes me is guys telling me girls are too shy to have phone sex. They can have cyber sex until their clits are numb, but try to get some on the phone and they won’t do it. Some will conclude they are guys and this is why they won’t take the next leap. I won’t go on cam, yet chat by voice with anyone, even non sexual talks, yet unless you will go on cam, some guys will also say you are a man, at which point I mention my audios, but they are so convinced you’re a man unless you go on cam, they won’t even bother listening to an audio to hear your voice.
Be Brave – So many guys seem to have a sense of entitlement to seeing your pics, seeing you on cam, it’s ridiculous. If someone asks for pics, it personally makes me more reluctant to share. Don’t ask and I will share, ask and I’m put off. It’s that sense of them thinking they deserve to be granted some sort of special access they haven’t been invited to yet, annoys the hell out of me. Back to the topic at hand though, personally I don’t get why a girl is reluctant to phone. Ones not wanting to give their phone number can either get Google voice, if they are in the US, or use Yahoo or Skype or our own chat rooms that have audio.
Don’t Hide Your Light Under A Bushel – I say ones reluctant to have phone sex haven’t had good phone sex, because I can promise you once you do, it’s your favorite addiction and hobby. You don’t have to show yourself to them, it’s private, there’s nothing like being listened to as you cum and breathe heavy for someone else, it’s so sexy you’d never be shy once you experienced it and shared that orgasm with another interested party. Ladies, you are missing out, do not let another week go by without experiencing what masturbation can truly be like if you share it with someone. It’s a magical experience.
Up Yours – If there’s one thing I sadly hear about it’s guys putting things up their ass that they shouldn’t be. There are obviously toys designed for such a purpose, but many are afraid to use them or own them for fear of anyone finding them. So they use candles, cucumbers, apples, carrots. The shame many guys feel at desiring anal stimulation is very common because of the prostate so many men find pleasurable to have stimulated.
Anal Explorations – Men as a rule seem more curious about ass play than women, I just don’t hear about them doing the same sorts of things men do. People end up in the hospital every day seeking medical attention for sex play gone awry. I recall a story I read online about a preacher that had to seek medical attention because he had a potato stuck up his backside. When he went to the ER to get help the doctor asked what he had a potato lodged up there, to which he replied he’d been hanging curtains in the nude and fell backwards onto the kitchen table where some potatoes were sitting that hadn’t yet been put away.
Backdoor Stimulation – Now if anyone would believe that outlandish tale, I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn I can sell you…The fact is many guys fear liking something up their ass which usually stimulates the prostate which is supposed to give similar sensations to the lady’s G spot, many think it makes them gay and they are uncomfortable with this notion, so they keep it quiet from their partners and don’t share these things. It’s usually easier to keep quiet than deal with unwanted embarrassment.
“Thou shalt not put instrument of the devil (phone) to thy ear whilst manipulating thy genitals for lascivious purposes.” – Sharon Somers
You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me – Now it goes without saying I’m an atheist, I have little use for ones living their lives by a book of fairy tales and imaginary sky fathers, it’s quite laughable to me and I’ve seen the lives and families torn asunder by religion. I’ve often thought that animals in a great many ways have more sense than people. They don’t get down on their knees and pray to an imaginary being, they don’t feel guilty for mating, it’s just part of them, part of their instinct, they just do it and get on with life. Yet they interact with each other, have a pecking order, they get along fine without a lot of the nonsense that people seem to need to incorporate into their lives.
Get Your Heads Examined – If one can look at the above picture and not get just how absurd some of us people are, I don’t know what to tell you. That some parents terrify their children into thinking they will go insane or blind from touching their own bodies, well not so much now, but in the past, less than 100 years ago. And even now in today’s world, female genital mutilation is continuing on in many cultures because they wish to dissuade their daughters from lustful, dirty thoughts, fantasies and actions. Cut off their clit, problem solved, she has no sexual pleasure, so she will remain chaste. Sickening.
Religion Is A Societal Control Device – I have had guys I chat with tell me they feel guilty for masturbating, that they feel it’s sinful. I ask them if they feel guilty if they are tired or hungry or thirsty, of course not they reply, so why feel guilty if you are horny? It’s just as natural to be horny as tired, or hungry, or thirsty, they are all biological drives. It’s sad how so many have been brainwashed by religion. I recall a Mormon I talked to, he and the lady he married had never had sex or even spoken of it before they wed, and he learned after she didn’t like sex, and he was told she’d never, ever be doing oral, and she made him feel dirty and guilty when she caught him watching porn and masturbating, yet she wouldn’t do anything to help him. I just shook my head and told him to get out before they had kids, but of course he wouldn’t shame his family with a divorce. It’s so sad to live in a self made prison. Let yourself out and let yourself be free. Masturbate and have sex and enjoy it. Don’t live by a repressive thought process bought into by the weak minded.
What’s Love Got To Do With It – This week is Valentine’s Day yet again, the bane of existence for single people that have no one to hold, kiss, fuck or love them…For ones lucky enough to have someone though, be grateful. Every kiss, every hug, every touch or caress, be grateful for it. It can be taken away in a heartbeat. Their feelings can turn on a dime, and you’ll be left alone and crying and wanting.
Unbreak My Heart – Many of us don’t need to worry though, the unloved masses that find their way to naughty sites like this at the end of their rope of loneliness. Those who can only hope of finding someone to masturbate with online, via the phone, cyber or cam, that’s as good as some of us will be getting, so we’d best make the most of it. Then there are ones who technically have someone, but that partner has closed them off sexually and locked the door, so they are as alone as the rest of us.
Love Stinks – Christ, this isn’t a very happy column this week, is it…There is solace to be found, however temporary on the phone, cyber or cam, that is if you can find a partner that won’t hang up, sign off etc. on you when they cum leaving you hanging, selfish bitches and bastards though they are. If you jump in and have fun with someone too soon, this is the sort of behavior that can result. They are selfish and you are nothing but a masturbatory accessory to them to be taken out at their whim, nothing more. For some the only time they feel loved is during such an online encounter , no matter how brief or artificial, it’s the closest they will come to any sort of intimacy or affection from a person of the opposite sex. Happy Valentine’s Day indeed.
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