I Need Your Cock – Does your boyfriend or husband go away a lot on business? Or do you have a long distance relationship with someone? Or maybe you play with with someone regularly online but will never get to meet them, but fantasize about their cock and how it would feel to have it inside of you since you’ll likely never get the real thing from them.
Take Masturbation To The Next Level – A kit like this is the perfect idea for you for all of those scenarios. You can get your man to make a clone of his own cock for you to enjoy in his absence. Imagine feeling the exact replica of their cock inside of you when they themselves are thousands of miles away! No generic store brand dildo for you, you can have their exact cock shape inside of you as you masturbate, perhaps while talking to them on the phone. What a hot phone sex date that would be, using their “cock” inside of you as you played together on cam or on the phone.
Sex Toys For Your Pussy – Online sex shops have thousands of different products featured on them, sure you can choose from tons of dildos out there, but wouldn’t one made from the guy you desire so much mean more than just any old toy? It would for sure, the thought of having the cock inside of you of your online lover you will never have for real is very exciting indeed. If you have thought of this, ask your online lover if they would considering making a duplicate of their cock for you to enjoy. I bet they will.
Call Me – What do you think would greatly jazz up your masturbation routine? Phone sex, that’s what. If you haven’t tried it, I seriously encourage you to get on the phone sex bandwagon. The sound of another person as they are breathing heavy right into your ear as they are stroking themselves is fantastic. The right partner makes all the difference. If you find someone and are just looking for what I call “hit and run phone sex”, you’re likely going to be disappointed.
Hear Me Roar – If you find someone and chat with them a few times before getting naughty though, you’re much more likely to have a good experience and not as high of a chance of someone hanging up on you and leaving you hanging and wanting more and perhaps having to finish alone. Many people think because they are online and their identities are not revealed that manners do not apply, so they behave accordingly. I shudder to think if they behave the same way to people in their real lives. It’s always much nicer to play with someone you’re familiar with and occasional phone sex partners with than a stranger you anticipate will just be a one time thing.
Sounds Like Fun – A long term phone sex relationship can be a wonderful thing. That’s not to say you’re going to fall in love with them, or them with you, it’s just a comfort thing. You can feel so much more relaxed with someone when you know what to expect and what they expect from you. Phone sex buddies can be like fuck buddies I guess, though I never had one of those. Casual sex isn’t for me, but phone sex, you rarely know the people you play with well usually, so it feels fine to be semi casual with phone partners. Looking online for just the right match for you can be tricky, but it certainly can and does happen, but it can take lots of hunting. Chat rooms are a good place to try and find like minded people looking for the same thing. So check out the chat rooms and see who interests you.
Auditory Porn – The joys of auditory pleasures are immense. Phone sex is a wonderful pleasure that kicks masturbation up to a whole new level. Some are also real lovers of erotic audios though. Several I have spoken to over the years loved to hear a story read to them. They never outgrew the love of story time, yet obviously as they got older, Hansel and Gretel just wasn’t cutting it, they wanted naughty audios, naughty bedtime stories of a most adult nature they could stroke to.
Tell Me A Dirty Story – Some are simply too shy for phone sex, yet they love to hear another person’s voice as they masturbate. It’s like someone to keep you company. Many guys simply lack privacy to carry on a two way conversation or they are afraid of being caught, so an erotic audio they can listen to alone in the privacy of their own room they can have headphones on for will leave no one else anyone the wiser. Erotic audios are enjoyable for both sexes. They can expose you to the voice of someone you will actually never speak with live or even on the phone, it’s an amazing thing to be able to record your voice and send it out there into the world wide web and have no idea who is listening to it or what they may be doing. OK, we know what they are likely doing!
Sexy Voice – It used to be only people in the movies or on t.v. or in the world of music or radio would have voices known by the masses. With it now being so simple for ones to record themselves, anyone can let their voice be heard, let their orgasms be heard and shared as well…Mmmmm, kind of a naughty thing to record and share, but imagine being able to hear people cum you will never actually sleep with, it’s a marvelous thing to have erotic audios recordings available at your disposal any hour of the day or night you’d like to listen to or masturbate with. Enjoy the erotic audios here in our audio section, I’m sure you will find something you enjoy.
Gimme A Call – Let me just say, for ones not into phone sex, you truly have no idea what you are missing. I highly recommend it. If you think regular, solo masturbation is pleasurable, let me tell you, to play with someone on the phone is a whole other level of pleasure. There is nothing like listening to another person moan, breathe and cum for you. If you don’t have a real life partner, phone sex might be as good as you can get unless you pay for an escort.
Let’s Masturbate On The Phone – Phone sex can be wonderfully fulfilling and without the worries of real life sex. No worries of disease, pregnancy, or body image issues. The stresses of real life sex are just not there, so you can totally, completely relax and enjoy yourself to the fullest extent. No worries of bad breath or if your place is too messy to invite someone into. The only ongoing issue I find is privacy on their end, the roommates and or family members throw many wrenches into plans. Ones with adequate privacy are in the minority it seems.
Enhance Your Masturbation – I think there needs to be some sort of widespread educational plan to inform young people of the wonders and advantages of phone sex. Perhaps if they had that they’d be less apt to run out and do it for real and jump into all the responsibilities that come along with it. I am not counting on the schools sex ed plans to be including phone sex in their curriculum any time soon, but I swear I truly believe it would be a beneficial idea for all involved.
I’ve Got A Secret – If you have a partner, should you tell them about your forays into online fun? This is a common question and worry I read about in forums about people in relationships. I have seen profiles with text on them that said things like, “Got a gf now, so long everyone!”
Life’s A Banquet And Most Poor Bastards Are Starving – I guess if many find real life fun, the draw of online fun lessens. Real trumps imagined. Many in real relationships though are not getting much sex, either due to lack of interest on their partners part, health issues of their partner, boredom, all kinds of reasons. Online fun is a much needed outlet for many individuals not getting any, or not getting enough at home. Should a partner worry or feel threatened, 99% of the time, not at all. Variety is the spice of life and if people are content to remain in sexless relationships, they at least need some outlet to express their sexuality in. Whether that’s cyber sex, phone sex, camming, or simply hanging out in adult chat rooms at all.
Take Your Pleasure Where You Find It – There was a forum post I answered recently some place and this poor bastard was feeling guilty since he was into cam sex and his wife would only give him sex 5-6 times a year. How insane he should feel guilty over that! It’s sad how many are living lives of quiet desperation and guilt over nothing. Everyone has the right to private lives, you do not owe full disclosure to anyone. Enjoy yourself and get your enjoyment where you can. An adult chat room or online fun is nothing to feel guilty about unless it’s making you forgo other routine activities you are a part of.
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