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Limp As a Dishrag –<\/strong> You\u2019ve got a problem. A limp problem. Your man can\u2019t get his dick up. It makes you feel like shit. What are you doing wrong? That\u2019s what we\u2019re going to talk about here. Women tend to think that a guy\u2019s penis works all the time. This isn\u2019t always the case. There are many reasons why a healthy man may not be able to get hard. Some of those reasons very well could be you. Take a good look at yourself in the mirror before you try to make your man\u2019s cock hard as a rock. What do you look like? Should your man get excited seeing you in your current state? If not, then you need to do something about it.<\/p>\n

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Pretty Yourself Up –<\/strong> Guys are visual creatures. You need to look good to get his attention. You don\u2019t have to look red carpet great. Just look like someone who\u2019s fuckable. That\u2019s it really. Treat your man like a man. Cook him a nice meal. Pour him a drink. Give him a nice back massage. Life is stressful for men. It\u2019s also stressful for women. You were getting ready to say that. But, we\u2019re talking about men right now. You\u2019re trying to get your man excited, not have a contest to see who\u2019s under more stress. You also need to understand that men and women process stress differently. Lingerie, makeup, and perfume are all important. Doll yourself up and that should get his attention. If it doesn\u2019t, then you need to figure out what the problem is. Maybe he\u2019s just tired or has an undiagnosed medical condition. That can happen.<\/p>\n

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It’s Not Me, It’s YOU –<\/strong> If you\u2019re trying your hardest to make his dick hard and it doesn\u2019t work, then there\u2019s a real problem. You need to sit down and talk about it. This is a very touchy subject for a lot of people. It\u2019s understandable that some of this may sound sexist. Arousing a man can sound very sexist to a woman who\u2019s overly sensitive about her own sexuality. Men think like men. There\u2019s nothing at all wrong with that. You\u2019re not getting action in the sack. We\u2019re trying to solve that. He may need some of those blue pills or you very well need to change things. It can be your fault. But, there can be other reasons as well. Go out there and try to give him a boner that will chip a tooth. If it doesn\u2019t work, both of you should go to the doctor and talk to them about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Limp As a Dishrag – You\u2019ve got a problem. A limp problem. Your man can\u2019t get his dick up. It makes you feel like shit. What are you doing wrong? That\u2019s what we\u2019re going to talk about here. Women tend to think that a guy\u2019s penis works all the time. This isn\u2019t always the case. 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