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You Want Me To Do What? –<\/strong> You\u2019ve got a big time dilemma on your hands. Your partner wants you to give them a rim job. Yes, they actually want you to lick their asshole! What do you do? What you don\u2019t do is freak out. It\u2019s natural for someone to want their asshole licked. You\u2019ve probably wanted your poop chute licked a time or two before. If this is the case, then you can identify with the desire.<\/p>\n

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Scrub Up Well –<\/strong> How do you go about licking an asshole? The first thing you\u2019re going to want to do is to ask your partner to wash themselves. There\u2019s nothing worse than a stinky asshole. Keep in mind you\u2019re going to be face deep in that ass. You\u2019re going to want it to be as clean as possible. That\u2019s why a good scrubbing is necessary before you get to work on it. Be creative and enjoy the asshole. Lick around the opening. You may even want to open the asshole a little and lick inside it. This is something that experienced rim job performers may enjoy more. Don\u2019t push yourself too fast. After all, this is your very first time getting up close and personal with an asshole. Don\u2019t be surprised if you gag a few times. It\u2019s only natural. You\u2019ll get used to the idea of licking an asshole after awhile.<\/p>\n

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Spread ‘Em –<\/strong> Both men and women enjoy having their asshole licked. It\u2019s something that you can do to each other. Does the idea of licking an asshole freak you out? If it does, simply tell that to your partner. Great sex comes from having open and unrestricted lines of communication. They should fully understand if you don\u2019t want to put your tongue where the sun doesn\u2019t shine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You Want Me To Do What? – You\u2019ve got a big time dilemma on your hands. Your partner wants you to give them a rim job. Yes, they actually want you to lick their asshole! What do you do? What you don\u2019t do is freak out. It\u2019s natural for someone to want their asshole licked. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[81],"tags":[427,210,576,575],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nLick My Ass, You Dirty Bastard - ClimaxConnection Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"If licking ass is what turns you on, then analingus is right up your alley. 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