{"id":1837,"date":"2016-05-09T07:10:49","date_gmt":"2016-05-09T11:10:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/climaxconnection.com\/blog\/?p=1837"},"modified":"2016-05-07T14:17:05","modified_gmt":"2016-05-07T18:17:05","slug":"bedroom-fails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.climaxconnection.com\/blog\/bedroom-fails\/","title":{"rendered":"Bedroom Fails"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Limp As A Dishrag –<\/strong> You or your partner can\u2019t get it up. It\u2019s bound to happen at some point. No guy is superman when it comes to functioning in the sack. Here we\u2019re going to give you some pointers how to deal with penile dysfunction. It does happen and it shouldn\u2019t be surprising to anyone.\u00a0The first thing you\u2019re not going to want to do is point and laugh at your partner\u2019s droopy penis. It might seem funny, but they\u2019re not in a laughing mood. Having a limp noodle for a penis is no fun. It can make a man feel down right miserable when he can\u2019t function in the bedroom<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Can’t Get It Up? –<\/strong> Making light of it will only make it worse. Try not to bring too much attention to the fact that your partner can\u2019t get it up. You\u2019re not going to want to seem out of the loop. Putting too much pressure on a guy won\u2019t help at all. The more pressure on him means the less likely he\u2019ll be able to get it up.\u00a0All hope isn\u2019t lost if you\u2019re in this situation. Collect your thoughts and try again. Wait a minute or two and let the time pass. Regroup and try again. It could just be some kind of fluke. If you still can\u2019t get it up, don\u2019t worry. It\u2019s normal and this sort of thing happens to every man at some point.<\/p>\n

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Go Downtown –<\/strong> This is when your oral sex skills come in handy. Just go down on her and finish the deed. Don\u2019t spend too much time whining about not being able to get an erection. It doesn\u2019t make you less of a man that you can\u2019t get it up. It just means today is her lucky day and you\u2019re going treat the woman of your dreams to oral sex. She\u2019ll forget all about your erectile difficulties when she\u2019s having an orgasm<\/a>\u00a0thanks to your tongue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Limp As A Dishrag – You or your partner can\u2019t get it up. It\u2019s bound to happen at some point. No guy is superman when it comes to functioning in the sack. Here we\u2019re going to give you some pointers how to deal with penile dysfunction. 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