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Not Getting Lucky? –<\/strong> Every guy reading this wants to get laid. Pussy is the thing that you can’\u0092t stop thinking about. Most of you probably have wives or girlfriends. You always thought you’\u0092d be having plenty of sex<\/a>\u00a0once you shacked up with the chick. Then you find out that bigfoot is easier to find than your woman’\u0092s snatch. Most guys in this situation think the problem is with their women. It\u0092’s the chick\u0092s fault that there\u0092s no sex going on. Did you ever think that you may be the reason why you\u0092re not getting laid<\/a>?<\/p>\n

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Be Generous –<\/strong> That might sound like the craziest thing you’\u0092ve ever heard. It also might be the truest thing that you’\u0092ve ever read. You might be the reason why you’\u0092re not getting any action in the sack. Let’\u0092s work on reversing this for the sake of your penis. Don\u0092’t overlook the power of flowers and small gifts. You might not be showing your woman how much you appreciate her. It\u0092’s not the value or really even the gift itself. What your woman wants to know is that you’\u0092re thinking of her. It may surprise you how important this is to your woman. It’\u0092s an odd fact of life that you’\u0092re going to have to get used to. Buying gifts for your woman should be something that you do on a constant basis. Don’\u0092t even try to understand why she likes them so much. Just get it over with and buy them.<\/p>\n

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Don’t Wish For It, Work For It –<\/strong> Do you want to know how to really score in the sack? Do housework. Wash the floor, do the laundry, cook a meal. All of these things will lead you to having more success in the bedroom. As guys we need to stop being macho and thinking that our lives are so much more difficult. Working women who take care of the household have it harder than men do. It\u0092’s the truth and you should realize it. Help around the house and make sure your woman isn’\u0092t exhausted when she goes to bed. She’\u0092ll reward your hard work with sex<\/a>. It’\u0092s worth washing the dishes and folding some laundry in the long run.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Not Getting Lucky? – Every guy reading this wants to get laid. Pussy is the thing that you can’\u0092t stop thinking about. Most of you probably have wives or girlfriends. You always thought you’\u0092d be having plenty of sex\u00a0once you shacked up with the chick. 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