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Be Thankful For Masturbation – Our American neighbors are celebrating their Thanksgiving this week, for we Canadians of course, it was in October, but it’s not anywhere near the holiday here it is there. Give thanks for all your blessings, there are of course those less fortunate than us. One thing we all have though is luckily masturbation. For those of us with no sexual partner, it is our only release valve.

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If You Have A Lover, Be Glad – Treat them well and be passionate and do not neglect them. You have no idea how many people are neglected that are technically in relationships. So many are deprived and in a state of want and either go it alone or turn to escorts. I fully encourage men, or women, that are deprived to seek outside fun, if their mates can’t be bothered to help them, they certainly do not deserve their faithfulness in any way. Life is too short to be neglected, take your happiness where you can find it!

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Be Grateful For Orgasms – Do any of us get enough, really? No. They are free, especially when self induced. The best things in life are truly free, and a good lover can send you to the moon in ecstasy. There’s a lot more to be grateful for than sex, orgasms and masturbation of course, but hey, this is a sex site, so let’s be grateful for things in this area. I’m sure guys with big cocks are grateful they don’t have a 2 inch one!

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